which of these pills will get me the highest/trip/etc.?

I’m hoping your kidding – Rimadyl is a dog drug, basically nsaid like ibuprofen, but for dogs. Simvastatin is for high cholesterol – neither of these will get you high or make you trip. Vasotec, Procardia and Toprol are blood pressure/heart medication – if you take these, you’ll trip alright, trip right to the morgue – these drugs can KILL you if you don’t need them. Phenobarbital is a sedative/anti-convulsive drug – Again, take too much and it will kill you. You must have stole these drugs from an old person with a heart condition that can’t sleep who owns an old dog.

Someone needs to put your azz in jail.