My EF slipped Cialis in my latte “to see how big a tent I’d pitch,” &, while she’s impressed, my wife is here?

by Admin on December 13, 2009

in a couple of hours. How do I explain my "joy" to see her?

(EF=Emotional Friend, platonic, 20 and a half, stopped by for a chat and with a latte.)

{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

autumn December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

You’ll just have to wear a box over your "tent" and put a bow on it. Then, when your wife comes home, tell her you have a present for her and ask her to unwrap it. Explain to her you’ve been thinking about what you’d like to happen when she gets home for the last couple of hours. You could improvise some other way, but make it good! Flatter her ego and maybe she won’t question your "joy" to see her.

Forlorn Hope-only 5 suspensions December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

don’t explain your "joy", show her.. :D

Quixotic December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

She’s your wife. You should pitch a tent now and then when you see her. Otherwise, something’s not right. I think you’ll be fine.

Magic 8 Ball Still a BILF December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Here are a few excuses:

Yes, it IS a gun in my pocket.
Oh, that’s my cell phone.
It’s an extra pair of socks for the gym.
Wanted a snack for later, it’s a banana.

Good luck Eddie!

Nicky December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Ok …WHAT?!
Are you asking what you should tell your wife on why you have a woody? IS this EF also a friend with your wife? Im sooo not following this.

Radd December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Tell her you are excited to see her.

CB December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Any woman who wants to see your b0ner is NOT "just a friend".

J.J. December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Just go rub one out in the shower..that way you don’t have to see her huge undies.

KingAndrew December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Sorry Eddie, but your going to have to take one for the team. So while your doing the deed, just think about your platonic EF and it will make the ordeal less work. Good luck.

Garnet Glitter December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Stupid question, Toots…Cialis doesn’t ‘enhance’ your tent pitching abilitities, it enables you to pitch a tent because you can’t…..

cassandras_evil_sister2 December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

to see the EF or the wife?? :) )

looks like ur screwed eddie, maybe even by the wife if she wants to go ‘under the tent’ !! ;)

???F™ - best viewed sideways ? December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Can I have a picture of this so called ‘tent’? I’m not quite understanding the question and I think I could answer better with a visual reference.

Megan M December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Just drag her to your mancave and have your way with her!!
We like that!
LOL

Mrs. Heather Schabby <3 December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

20 and a half.

LOL.

Jenny December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Where are the two of you now? If you’re in a restaurant don’t stand up and turn to greet your wife, you don’t want to be clearing the table! lol

Thanks for the visual!

Lordpercywooster December 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

easy eddy

today is international w h o r e s day (seriously google it)
so it is your paitriotic duty to give
and give to it hurts

remeber our boys on iwa jima rasing the flagpole

well my friend your our flag pole on international whoresday

while we raise galss in your honor you raise , well , …………you know

so turn off the lights , tape the drapes shut and do it for your country

make your woman happy

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