in a couple of hours. How do I explain my "joy" to see her?
(EF=Emotional Friend, platonic, 20 and a half, stopped by for a chat and with a latte.)
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in a couple of hours. How do I explain my "joy" to see her?
(EF=Emotional Friend, platonic, 20 and a half, stopped by for a chat and with a latte.)
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You’ll just have to wear a box over your "tent" and put a bow on it. Then, when your wife comes home, tell her you have a present for her and ask her to unwrap it. Explain to her you’ve been thinking about what you’d like to happen when she gets home for the last couple of hours. You could improvise some other way, but make it good! Flatter her ego and maybe she won’t question your "joy" to see her.
don’t explain your "joy", show her..
She’s your wife. You should pitch a tent now and then when you see her. Otherwise, something’s not right. I think you’ll be fine.
Here are a few excuses:
Yes, it IS a gun in my pocket.
Oh, that’s my cell phone.
It’s an extra pair of socks for the gym.
Wanted a snack for later, it’s a banana.
Good luck Eddie!
Ok …WHAT?!
Are you asking what you should tell your wife on why you have a woody? IS this EF also a friend with your wife? Im sooo not following this.
Tell her you are excited to see her.
Any woman who wants to see your b0ner is NOT "just a friend".
Just go rub one out in the shower..that way you don’t have to see her huge undies.
Sorry Eddie, but your going to have to take one for the team. So while your doing the deed, just think about your platonic EF and it will make the ordeal less work. Good luck.
Stupid question, Toots…Cialis doesn’t ‘enhance’ your tent pitching abilitities, it enables you to pitch a tent because you can’t…..
to see the EF or the wife??
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looks like ur screwed eddie, maybe even by the wife if she wants to go ‘under the tent’ !!
Can I have a picture of this so called ‘tent’? I’m not quite understanding the question and I think I could answer better with a visual reference.
Just drag her to your mancave and have your way with her!!
We like that!
LOL
20 and a half.
LOL.
Where are the two of you now? If you’re in a restaurant don’t stand up and turn to greet your wife, you don’t want to be clearing the table! lol
Thanks for the visual!
easy eddy
today is international w h o r e s day (seriously google it)
so it is your paitriotic duty to give
and give to it hurts
remeber our boys on iwa jima rasing the flagpole
well my friend your our flag pole on international whoresday
while we raise galss in your honor you raise , well , …………you know
so turn off the lights , tape the drapes shut and do it for your country
make your woman happy